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The nonsense continues:

10 CREATIVE WAYS TO ORDER PIZZA BY PHONE

– Ask to have your pizza “shaken, not stirred.”
– Have a sitar playing in the background.
– Ask them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
– When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
– Quote Gandhi.
– Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
– Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
– Tell them you want 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern from an equation you’ll dictate to them. Ask if they need paper.
– When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, “You just don’t get it, do you?”
– Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.

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