far too much writing, far too many photos

Random entries from The Surrealist Compliment Generator, generated today:

“If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.”

“May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.”

“Never pet your dog when it is on fire.”

“You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.”

“May bathtubs overflow upon your gardenias.”

“Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?”

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