far too much writing, far too many photos

For last minute shoppers, some Valentine’s Day card ideas from Stacey Nightmare:

Card 1

Card Front: Valentine, you’re always on my mind!

Card Back: Please drop that whole “restraining order” nonsense.

Card 2

Card Front: Will you be my Valentine?

Card Back: No?? Why the fuck not?! What are you, gay?!

Card 3

Card Front: Happy Valentines Day!

Card Back: I will make you love me!!!!

Card 4

Card Front: Hey, Valentine, thanks for a great year and a half!

Card Back: Does this mean we’re dating? Can I hold your hand in public now? I’ll try to stop crying whenever we have sex.

More (far less polite) card ideas can be found here.

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